Diary of Pramathesh Guptahttp://prathmesh.rediffiland.com/Diary of Pramathesh Guptaen-usClever LadyA woman and a man are involved in
a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt.


After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God!


The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle... My car is completely demolished but this bottle
of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this
wine and celebrate our good fortune."


Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then
hands it back to the woman.


The woman takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.


The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies,
"No, I think I'll just wait for the police..."

]]>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 14:14:24 +0530http://prathmesh.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/09/27/Clever.htmlA B C of Motivation
A void negative sources, people, places, things and habits.

Believe in yourself.

Consider things from every angle.

D on't give up and don't give in.

E njoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.

Family and friends are hidden treasures; enjoy their riches.

G ive more than you planned to.

H ang on to your dreams.

Ignore those who try to discourage you.

Just do it.

Keep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier.

L ove yourself first and most.

M ake it happen.

N ever lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.

Open your eyes and see things as they really are.

P ractice makes perfect.

Q uitters never win and winners never quit.

Read, study and learn about everything important in your life.

S top procrastinating.

T ake control of your own destiny.

Understand yourself in order to better understand others.

V isualize it. ViNoD

W ant it more than anything.

EXcellerate your efforts.

Y ou are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace YOU.

Z ero in on your target and go for it!

]]>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:12:34 +0530http://prathmesh.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/09/19/A-B-C-of.htmlDistinguish software guy from a non-software guyHow crazy software engineers gradually become

A Non-Software guy thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.
A Software-guy is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.


Non-Software guy : Hey.. I've just become a member of Rotract Club.
Software-guy : public, private, friendly or protected ?


Non-Software guy : Hey.. My submarine isn't sinking in water!!
What could be wrong?
Software-guy : may be you have used float instead of double in the
software.


Non-Software guy : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...
PM : how do you say that?
Non-Software guy : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!


Non-Software guy : Hey Bill, Can you do me a favor? Plz pass on these 10,000 dollars to John..?
Software-guy : Ohh.. Sure.. Why not? Should i pass by value or by
reference?

]]>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:53:02 +0530http://prathmesh.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/09/04/Distinguish-software-guy-from-a-non-software.htmlWe the Honorable MENMust Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)

If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a
man, and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he
needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.


Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!"
]]>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:33:38 +0530http://pramathesh.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/09/01/We-the-Honorable.htmlGujarati BloodAn Arab was admitted
in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart
transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his

blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it

couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries.



Finally a Gujarati was located who had a similar type of blood. The

Gujarati willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab

sent the Gujarati as appreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota Prado,

diamonds, lapiz lazuri jewellery, and a million US dollars.



Once again the Arab had to go through a corr! ective surgery. His

doctor telephoned the Gujarati who was more than happy to donate his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati a thank you card and a jar
of Almond halwa sweets.



The Gujarati was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate

the Gujarati's kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and

asked him that this time also i thought that u would give me Toyota

Prado, Diamonds and Jewellery.....



But u gave only a card and a jar of Almond sweets.. On this the Arab replied



"Bapu.....now I have Gujju blood in my veins!"

]]>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:01:17 +0530http://pramathesh.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/08/30/Gujarati.htmlUnbreakable MUNNABAHIWith due respect to law, I agree with the judgement, but for a person like Mr Sanjay Dutt who has done so much charity for the society, or reviving Gandhiji's values in our youth would have been pardoned by the judge. I think the public prosecutor and the Judge wanted to prove a point, bcoz he is big super star. Why doesn't the CBI, and the Govt catch hold of the person who had actually masterminded the whole blast. He is still free.

Sanju's mistake 14 year ago was a unmatured one. But now we all have seen hime as good human being. Even GOD gives you a second chance, Please tell us support him through this tough time. He should be granted a PARDON. He does not have any element of criminality in him. We all are very sure about it.

Love u MUNNABHAI,

Thinking INDIAN and a COMMON PERSON

Thanks



]]>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 18:38:35 +0530http://pramathesh.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/08/02/Unbreakable.htmlRelationshipsRelationships are always an important part of life. And I mean all relationships - friendship, love, marriage, relationship by choice, relationship by birth. ake heart by reading this exclusive collection of Relationships quotes.

"The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands."


"Love lasts when the relationship comes first."


"A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself -- to laugh with me, but never at me; to cry with me, but never because of me; to love life, to love himself, to love being loved. Such a relationship is based upon freedom and can never grow in a jealous heart."

This is my first post, come share your thoughts. Happy Reading :)
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